To say The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills host Andy Cohen isn't a fan of bringing Heidi Montag on board the Bravo series would be a safe assumption.

In response to Heidi lobbying to join the Housewives next season, Cohen said he'd rather "stab knives into my own eyes." Tell us how you really feel.

Naturally, this opened the door for Montag to whine to People, and she did.

"Andy's tasteless remarks were hurtful and completely unnecessary," Montag said, denying her comments were serious. "I was simply being playful."

"I'm aware I'm not the right demo for that show, but Andy Cohen took it to a malicious place. I have always been a fan of the Housewives franchise."

"I don't appreciate being bullied."

The harsh comments came from Cohen on his Watch What Happens Live late night talk show. Cohen also called Heidi and Spencer Pratt "delusional," for a Tweet that implied that she was in talks to appear on the show's second season.

The same can be said of her belief that she has musical talent.

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We were astonished to read it, but Heidi Montag is apparently serious about divorcing Spencer Pratt - and she's already playing the field again ... sort of.

For the first time since the separation rumors started, she took to her Twitter and openly said she's getting divorced, then promptly hit on Justin Bieber.

She may rue the day once his fans get wind of it.

The Hills star wrote: "@justinbieber now that I am getting divorced I think you and I should do a photo shoot together! Cutie ! I'm closer to your age."

Closer than what is not clear. She's 23 and he's 16. That is minimum security prison territory for the 'Tag. Still, who can resist that bowl cut? Yummy ...

MMM: That ice cream isn't the only thing Heidi finds delicious.

In addition to salivating over the Bieb online, Heidi also Tweeted some interesting information pertaining to her upcoming new reality show with Jen Bunney.

Apparently, she and the former Hills co-star will be welcoming a third roommate to their Malibu girls' pad (allegedly owned by Spencer's pal Cougar Zank):

Former Hugh Hefner girlfriend Karissa Shannon!

Yes, one of the Shannon Twins, but apparently not the other. We have no idea why, how she knows Heidi, or whether anyone would watch this crap, but:

"@karissashannon will be moving in my Malibu house this summer and will be filming our new show!" wrote Montag to her 1,063,188 followers today.

Whatever. That's all. Here's Heidi's Justin Bieber Tweet, which she'll probably take down after 'tween girls send her death threats a la kim Kardashian:

NOTE: Follow THG on Twitter and get all the Justin Bieber news without the creepy come-ons. Seriously, Heidi. He doesn't pass the half-your-age-plus-seven test.

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Take this with a grain of salt ... but then again, you likely took the original story with a boulder of salt: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag's split may be fake.

According to one report, Spencer dropped into Malibu to visit his "estranged" wife earlier this week, perhaps outing their sham separation in the process.

Sources say Spencer Pratt showed up Wednesday at Heidi’s million-dollar beachside hideaway with Jen Bunney, just days after the couple's big breakup.

What he received was far from an icy reception, as well.

“Heidi and Spencer are obviously on speaking terms,” dished a source, claiming the split's not legit. “I'd be surprised if he isn’t even living at the house."

BLOWING SMOKE: Is Speidi just effing with us? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

It was reported by TMZ last week that the fame-hungry Speidi was splitting up, and perhaps because it came from that site and not the plastic pair, it appeared real.

“There are so many lies out there about me and I just needed space – even away from my husband,” Heidi said, confirming the so-called split a few days after the fact.

This being Speidi, however, suspicions were aroused immediately. Heidi’s swift new living arrangements seemed awfully well planned, as did this hilarious photo shoot.

Minutes after the supposed break-up, Heidi confirmed she was moving in with her pal Jennifer Bunney to film an upcoming reality show about their "girl time." Really.

Yesterday, Spencer surfaced for the first time and was either blindsided by the whole charade or does a much better job of playing along than we gave him credit for.

Speidi's breakup is ...

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I get slamming on Heidi Montag and Madonna. They look like franken-versions of their former selves anymore. But come on, Paula Porizkova….get off Kate Hudson’s ass. First of all..we don’t even know for sure if she had any plastic surgery and if she did she had the smallest breast augmentation ever.

On Kate Hudson:

“The before: an amazingly fit, gorgeous, small-breasted young woman in a to-die-for red bikini; in the other, a blond starlet sipping a latte,” she writes. “The cup size was undeniably different..If big boobs make her happier, then more power to her,” she continues. But it’s “so much a sign of our times, and one that truly saddens me,” she adds.

Praising “elegant, feline sexiness” of classic movie stars / models Twiggy and Audrey Hepburn, Porizkova also slammed Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery.

“Comparing these natural beauties to someone like Heidi Montag is like comparing a Hastens Swedish handmade mattress to a cheap plastic pool float.”

On Madonna she commented, “Madonna no longer looks like Madonna: what started as a sexy, well shaped, and somewhat hairy girl ended as a cool Nordic blonde. She is starting to sort of melt away into the stew.”

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Heidi Montag was getting a tan at Aria’s Liquid Pool at CityCenter in Las Vegas on Saturday.

She has a body that’s almost too perfect… Like a Stepford wife…  Spooky!  I wonder if anything moves when she jogs…

Her face is the worse though… She looks like an old woman who got surgery to look younger… Sad part is, this girl is only 23…

She wasn’t perfect before but at least she was naturally pretty… Judge yourself:

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“I was honored to work with the amazing Ron Howard,” Montag, 23, tells PEOPLE. “He was even more incredible than I could have imagined – kind, generous and made me feel so comfortable – he made me feel confident in my talent.”

The video, shot at a private home in Los Angeles on Feb. 26, was scripted but left room for a little improvising – such as a cameo appearance by husband Spencer Pratt on a pedestal. Montag also added a touch of her own, wearing a dress she designed herself.

So has Montag caught the performing bug? “I am so excited about my acting future,” she says. “I can’t wait for my next role to be as an action star! This is just the beginning of a whole new world for me.”

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