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The actress, 24, arrived at the Beverly Hills courthouse in a motorcade to a crush of photographers and reporters. Somebody threw confetti toward her as she walked up the steps. One fan held a sign reading, “Free Lindsay.”

During a brief hearing, Judge Marsha Revel said, “At this time, she will be remanded to serve her sentence.” Lohan stood, looking stern, and was cuffed behind her back. She was escorted quietly out a side door by four sheriff’s deputies.

As she left the courtroom, her father Michael Lohan said, “We love you, Lindsay.” Her mother Dina also was in court.

Within minutes, she was whisked out of the courtroom, placed in the backseat of an unmarked silver sheriff’s car and driven toward the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif., where she previously served 84 minutes in 2007.

Despite the three-month sentence, legal experts say Lohan will probably serve between two weeks to a month due to the Sheriff’s Department’s long-standing policy of releasing nonviolent offenders early due to overcrowding.

L.A. Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore has said Lohan would likely be segregated from the general population “for her protection as well as the jail staff.” Most inmates’ daily routine at the jail includes a 5 a.m. wake-up call and being kept in a 12-by-8 cell for 22 hours a day, except for one hour of recreation time and 20 minutes per meal.

Lohan was sentenced July 6 after a judge ruled she had violated probation in a DUI case by missing court-ordered weekly alcohol-education classes. She’s spent the past few days in a sober-living house, but left with her mother and friend Samantha Ronson around 3 a.m. Tuesday morning.

In addition to the jail sentence and another three months in an inpatient rehab facility, Lohan will have to stay sober for the next year. Judge Revel’s sentencing order specifies the actress will be randomly tested for drugs and alcohol until August 2011, when her probation term is over.

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TMZ posted her mugshot a little while ago along with her official stats. Things we don’t normally ever get truthfully from celebrities.

According to her booking sheet, Lindsay checked in at 5′6″ and weighs 118 lbs.

As of now, Lilo is set to serve 23 days of her 90 day sentence.

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Good to see Lindsay Lohan is taking her situation seriously.

Having been thrown in jail just hours ago, the much-maligned star’s latest mug shot has been released, featuring our girl wearing a sharp orange jumpsuit.

She’s also wearing some smart-ass smirk.

One of our all-time favorite celebrity mug shots was taken moments after Lindsay arrived at Lynwood Correctional Facility to begin a 90-day jail sentence.

According to her booking sheet, Lindsay checked in at 5′6″ and 118 pounds … Big enough to kick someone’s a$$? Or will she be someone’s b!tch?

Lindsay Lohan’s mug shot, released a little whole ago, puts to rest any doubt that this jail sentence will wipe the smirk off the brat’s face … at least for a day or two.

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On the eve of her surrender, the jail-bound starlet’s incoming attorney, former O.J. Simpson defender Robert Shapiro, stepped down…

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When veteran comedian Joan Rivers took to Twitter to go off on Lindsay Lohan, the star’s ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, came to her defense.

The 77-year-old had joked: “Lindsay Lohan said she wouldn’t mind being under oath because she thought Oath was a Norwegian ski instructor.”

“Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge. I was reading about the Lindsay Lohan diet … all liquid. 80 Proof.”

Those were pretty good. But SamRo was not pleased.

“Hey Joan Rivers you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait, I guess people that old can’t hear,” she Tweeted.

Lindsay Lohan, who dated Sam for over a year, thanked her ex for defending her, tweeting: ‘@samantharonson thank you I love yams x’.

The alleged actress was recently sentenced to 90 days in jail by a judge in Beverly Hills for violating her probation and must surrender July 20.

Since the judge laid the smack down last week, Lindsay has been seen out and about with mom Dina, sister Ali and “close friend” Eilat Anschel.

Lohan appeared relatively upbeat, saying “thank you” when a passer-by gave her some words of encouragement, but Dina admits she’s scared.

Sources say she plans to appeal the sentence, but given her track record with probation and the fact that she’s totally guilty, that’s a stretch.

It looks like the whiner is headed to jail for at least part of the 90-day term, and shouldn’t expect a lot of sympathy from Rivers, who writes:

“Lindsay Lohan had “F**k You” painted on her nails. What people don’t know is that the judge had ‘Eat me you party skank’ painted on hers.”

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Lindsay Lohan’s close friends are concerned about her going to jail.

Not on moral grounds or anything like that. They’re just worried the train wreck won’t survive a day without the one thing she can’t live without … cigarettes.

Lohan is likely to do time at the same all-female facility where Paris Hilton was locked up in ‘07, and the place has a serious zero tolerance no-smoking policy.

Bad news for Lindsay.

She’s a “serious chain-smoker,” blowing through at least two packs a day. “The first thing she does when she wakes up is light a cigarette,” a friend says.

SMOKED: Lindsay Lohan must surrender July 20 to begin her 90-day jail sentence. Maybe she can draft up a legal manifesto to score some cigarettes in the slammer?

The source adds, “I’m honestly scared for [Lindsay] … I don’t think she’s gone a day without smoking in years. This isn’t something she can stop overnight.”

“It’s a serious condition.”

We’d feel bad, except had she not displayed the worst possible attitude, acting like a spoiled brat who is somehow above the law, while flat-out ignoring very reasonable probation terms, she’d be free to smoke all day on the outside.

Just saying. It’s her fault.

The upside is that if she goes to the Lynwood facility July 20, as expected, it could actually lead to her kicking the habit, if she’s willing to put in the effort.

Don’t hold your breath.

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