For reasons that defy comprehension, Kim Kardashian is considered a fashion icon.

We could spend days questioning this classification – but, instead, we’ll simply accept it and pass along a number of company shills tips Kim recently offered in the pages of InStyle. Follow along if you wish to look your best…

Find a Great Tailor
“Anything you wear should be proportioned to your body, and a good tailor will make sure everything fits perfectly. I either have my tailor at every fitting or I have my stylist pin my wardrobe and take it to the tailor before I wear anything. Shortening a hem line on a dress can make a huge difference!”

Accentuate the Waist
“Show off that tiny waist! Adding a belt makes your outfit look more polished. I have great belts from Phillip Lim and Alaia. Vintage belts are one of a kind and can be affordable too.”

Avoid Baggy Clothing
“I know they are comfortable and they look amazing on Nicole Richie but flowy tops and dresses are not flattering on a curvy figure. They can make you look pregnant and they look sloppy in photos. Try wearing a maxidress instead. A.L.C, Torn by Ronny Kobo and T Bags make some great ones.”

Embrace Shapewear
“Every woman from a size 0-14 should own Spanx! I love Shapewear by Body Wrap; they have a firm control long leg panty that makes my body look smoother and slimmer under fitted dresses without leaving any lines.”

Love Those Curves!
“Being confident and owning your body is sexy. I love to show off my curves and designers like Thatcher, Antonio Berardi, Preen, Altuzarra, Markus Lupfer and Brian Lichtenberg make amazing dresses that fit my body perfectly.”

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It was first rumored that Megan Fox was taking over for Angie -  but Megan said Hell Naw after everyone kept calling her an Angelina wannabe. Now Kim Kardashian, whose acting experience consists of faking scenes with her family for Keeping up with the Kardashians, is rumored to be the official replacement.

“Kim has wanted to play a far more comic-strip version of Lara, which would be shot in 3D and aimed at a teen audience,” a source told the Global Grind website.

3D for teenagers Kim can probably pull off. Doing her own stunts and making any sort of decent movie..not so much.

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Ever wondered how Kim Kardashian keeps her super shape?

Well, here it is: during an interview with Ryan Seacrest earlier this week, she admitted to spraying Windex on her food so that she wouldn’t eat it.  When she’s eating out, she simply accidentally drops her drink in her plate so she doesn’t have to finish it.

I thought dieting was crazy… Nah, Kim’s crazy!

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Ha!

This week’s Life & Style Magazine (left) features an almost identical cover and interview with Kim and Khloe Kardashian to their September 2009 issue (right)!

Blah, blah, blah, DIETS! Blah, blah, blah, Diet Pills!

BORING!

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The E! reality star snapped a pic of her and Rocky, the dog she shares with ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush, saying she had “the best…

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As a celebrity gossip blogger, Kim Kardashian is a God send. She provides endless material with which we can mock the heck out of this utterly talentless reality star.

But Kim herself has not had the same luck with The Man Upstairs. In the latest issue of Shape, she shares what life was like as a big-breasted child.

Because her boobs were so much bigger than anyone else at the age of 10, Kim says “I remember crying in the bathtub… I took a washcloth, made it hot, put it over my chest and prayed, ‘Please don’t let them grow any bigger. They’re embarrassing me.’”

And did God heed this prayer? YOU TELL US.

Thanks to her large breasts, Kim Kardashian is famous. Thanks to an unhealthy diet of QuickTrim and Photoshop experts, she looks like this.

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When Jessica Simpson rocked a pair of mama jeans last year, she made headlines for weeks.

Granted, the attention was negative – but Simpson turned criticism of her weight into sympathy and even a reality show, True Beauty.

Now, Kim Kardashian is hoping for the same result. She made this same fashion statement earlier in the week and responded to critics before they even had a chance to get vocal.

“For some reason, high-waisted jeans are always branded with this negative term and I think it’s kind of ridiculous,” she blogged. “Any woman who is proud of her curves should be able to flaunt them in high-waisted jeans!!! I’m proud to rock the mom jeans.”

So, wait, Kim: now you’re proud to be curvy? What about your revenge body and every other word out of your mouth about QuickTrim?

You tell us, readers: Kim’s jeans are…

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Did Reggie Bush cheat on bombshell/ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian for her to kick him to the curb?  According to The Enquirer, it might be the true story:

“On March 17 two women were caught on camera exiting Bush’s home in Los Angeles. The previous night Bush was spotted out with a friend at a restaurant on the Sunset strip where they were joined by the two women. Later the group was seen arriving at Bush’s home where the women stayed until the next morning.

The National Enquirer published the pictures where January Gessert, the woman Reggie Bush is supposedly seeing, and a friend are seen leaving Bush’s home at 7 am, later Bush is photographed leaving at 11 am. A representative for Bush told the Enquirer that Gessert is dating a friend of Bush’s and that they simply met at his house.”

LOL and I’m Barack Obama. PLEASE.

Hey yo, Kim! Sing along: TO THE LEFT – TO THE LEFT!

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Socialite Kim Kardashian and American Football player Reggie Bush have split after three years together.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have split.
The reality TV star is said to have amicably parted from her American football player boyfriend after three years because he couldn’t take the pressure her fame was putting on their relationship.
The couple split a few days ago, friends confirmed to the E! News service, and both have reportedly agreed not to talk about it in public.
Kim and Reggie also briefly split over summer last year, which was blamed on their schedules keeping them apart so often.
While Kim was filming with her sisters for TV series ‘Kourtney and Khloe take Miami’ in Florida at the weekend, onlookers claim Reggie was seen flirting in New York on Saturday night (20.03.10) at upmarket nightclub Avenue.
A source told the New York post newspaper: “Reggie and his gang made friends with some of the girls who were all dancing on his table around 2am.
“He offered one of the girls a lemon-drop shot, but she declined.”
Later when asked if he was still dating Kim, Reggie told reporters “no more questions.”
News of the split comes less than a month after the couple are said to have bought a $4.8 million love-nest together in Beverley Hills, after putting their respective properties up for sale.

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