Following Thursday’s guilty verdict, John Stamos is going after the couple who tried to extort him over alleged photos of him with cocaine and strippers.

Stamos released a statement through his Twitter:

“I would like to thank the court, the FBI and the US Attorney’s office for their swift and efficient dealings in connection with this case.
I am shocked and perplexed how individuals could fabricate so many false stories in an effort to defend a crime. I agreed to be a witness for a federal criminal prosecution and endured countless false accusations about my behavior and appropriateness. The allegations made regarding an inappropriate relationship are completely untrue. These slanderous allegations to smear my reputation were part of their defense to redirect attention away from the federal crime of extortion. There was no hot tub, no drugs, no nudity and nothing sexual in nature involved in my friendship with this woman. They lied about everything from a pregnancy to compromising photos.
I’m grateful these two criminals have been found guilty and I plan to go home to be with my family and friends and prepare to get back to work.”

Luckily for Stamos, Allison Coss and Scott Sippola were found guilty on charges of conspiracy and using e-mail to threaten a person’s reputation. They face a sentence of up to five years in prison.

We bet Uncle Jesse hopes the court doesn’t have mercy!

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Just a week after his onscreen wife Jenna Fischer headed down the aisle, John Krasinski has joined the offscreen newlyweds club with a marriage to Emily…

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Hollywood couple Kelly Preston and John Travolta are expecting their third child.

We say third, because technically it is, but in reality it would be their second child; the couple lost their oldest son last year, but still have a 10 year old daughter, Ella.

Preston is 47.  Can someone say tic-tac! Biological clock musta been ticking really loud…

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While Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner sat in the audience looking bored as hell, Molly Ringwald, Matthew Broderick, Anthony Michael Hall, Ma caulay Culkin, Jon Cryer, Ally Sheedy and Judd Nelson stood together at the Oscars and each told a Hughes anecdote.You can’t blame the Twilight teens though..they probably don’t even know who The Donger is.

John Hughes made great movies that touched a generation. He had a way of making the awkwardness of being a teenager somehow seem normal.

The Brat Pack tribute was touching and respectful.

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Not only that, The National Enquirer says his estranged wife Elizabeth will help send the former presidential candidate to jail! Hell hath no fury, right?

Edwards, the disgraced two-time Presidential loser, is being investigated by the feds, including the FBI and IRS, for possible campaign violations related to paying his mistress Rielle Hunter. The grand jury has been meeting since April 2009, and insiders say an indictment is imminent.

“John is terrified that he’s going to be indicted,” a friend told The ENQUIRER. “While he believes he’s done nothing illegal in trying to hide his extramarital affair with Rielle and their daughter, he thinks the Feds are going to make an example of him.”

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Now, it’s Simpson’s turn to fire away – and she’s doing it on The Oprah Winfrey Show. In an interview with Winfrey set to air Wednesday, Simpson sums up her reaction to what Mayer had to say with, one word: Disappointment.

“There’s nothing worse than being disappointed in somebody,” she says. Asked if she’s angry, she responds, “I’m not angry. I’m – well, I’m a little bit angry.”

What exactly is she angry about? “I don’t want people to know how I am in bed,” Simpson says. “I mean, I guess I could have been a lot worse.”

The pop star quips about the fallout from Mayer’s comments: “My phone is ringing off the hook, I have to say.”

On another sensitive topic – her weight – Simpson, 29, tells Winfrey she’s comfortable with her current shape. “I love my curves,” she says. “I’m not going to ever be size 0, and I don’t want to weigh 90 pounds.”

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John Mayer has long been considered the biggest douchebag in the celebrity universe, or perhaps the entire universe, but The Hollywood Gossip dot com.

We doubt we’re alone in that assessment either. If you’re still on the fence, see if you are after reading his recent moronic, homophobic, racist comments.

If there’s another dude practically synonymous with douchebag, though, it’s Jon Gosselin. If you know who Jon Gosselin is, we don’t have to elaborate.

But who’s the biggest d-bag of them all?

A douchebag is, per the all-knowing oracle of slang Urban Dictionary, “an individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth.” That would be these two.

Moreover, it may be “compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears.”

Sounds about right again.

The only question? Who’s the biggest d-bag around? Vote in THG’s survey below as the obnoxious namesakes vie for a prestigious, yet unenviable title …

Who deserves the title of King of all Douchebags?

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John Edwards is a bad person. He knocked up some weird videographer while married to his lovely, cancer-stricken wife, the mother of his three children.

He then tried to lie his way out of this, engaging in a huge cover-up potentially aided by funds donated to his campaign for President of the United States.

That’s hard to top, but perhaps what goes around comes around. At the same time Rielle Hunter was doing him, she too was reportedly having an affair …

… with Jeff Goldblum!

The Law & Order: Criminal Intent star met Rielle in 2006 at the Playhouse West acting school and repertory theater in N. Hollywood, where he teaches.

“Jeff said he was in love,” a source says, and at this point, you can’t discredit anything. “They were extremely close – totally, 100 percent, a major item.”

This is the weirdest love triangle ever.

They were so serious that when the blonde nut job got pregnant in 2007, Jeff naturally assumed the baby was his – and Rielle Hunter even led him on.

“He asked her,” says the source. “She’d only say, ‘Maybe.’ She kept him guessing.”

THG NOTE: Why the hell would anyone get involved with Rielle Hunter?

When it clear he was not the dad, Jeff, who now dates Tania Raymonde (a.k.a. Ben’s daughter on Lost) ended the affair. Rielle was hardly heartbroken.

“Rielle really didn’t care that she lost Jeff,” says a source close to the bat$h!t crazy woman. “She knew he was just a fling. She cared more for John.” 

And his $18,000 a month in child support.

Not to worry, Jeff. Even if you did sleep with Rielle, at least you used protection or got lucky, and regardless, this rumor doesn’t involve you being dead.

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Seriously, when you have the dough, anything is possible; and I admire the ones who don’t only waste their money on cars and hoes, but who also sometimes spend it diligently.

So the award of the day for this goes out to John Travolta, who flew is own Boeing 707 to Haiti yesterday with 4 tons of medical supplies, a team of doctors and (of course, we should have guessed it) a team of scientologist priests to (I guess) help save souls.

Well, who cares if his church has ulterior motives; there are lives to be saved. Go Johnny-boy!

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This morning, former presidential candidate John Edwards finally admitted that he fathered a love child during an affair with his mistress, Rielle Hunter.

After years of denials, he admitted today that he is the father of the almost two-year-old girl. “I am Quinn’s father,” John said in an obvious statement.

“It was wrong for me ever to deny she was my daughter … I will do everything in my power to provide her with the love and support she deserves.”

Such a sincere apology from an upstanding guy. Yeah, right.

The former U.S. Senator from North Carolina had an affair with campaign videographer Rielle Hunter, who later give birth to Frances Quinn, in 2007.

He denied the affair took place until he was busted visiting her in mid-2008, then confessed the affair but still denied that he could be Quinn’s dad.

No doubt John would’ve preferred to keep lying about that, too, were it not for former aide Andrew Young and the release of his new tell-all book.

Young originally claimed he was the father of Hunter’s baby, taking the fall for Edwards. But when investigators began probing John’s finances, well …

Dude sold Edwards out. Which he had coming at least. Then he wrote a book. In an exclusive interview on 20/20, he previews it with a bombshell.

Young alleges that Edwards asked him to arrange a fake paternity test: “Get a doctor to fake the DNA results,” Young said Edwards told him.

“And he proceeded to ask me … to steal a diaper from the baby so he could secretly do a DNA test to find out if this [was] indeed his child.”

Can you imagine if this guy had been elected President?

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