It's part two of The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion show and the finger pointing continues, literally, as we rehash the season's ups and downs.

Let's break it all down in THG's +/- recap!

Andy said he's never seen a hornier guy than Joe Gorga. I've got to agree and if he just left it at that, we'd be good, but did he have to make it into a contest? Minus 10 for leading us down the which Joe is hornier road. I really didn't want to think about that.

Everyone's sex lives were paraded out for public scrutiny, not that most of them seemed to care. The high point was Albert's comment while he was sharing a suite with Teresa and Joe in Mexico. "I like to listen to you guys when you're going at it like cats." Plus 5 just for making me laugh. At least somebody got some entertainment out of it.

Plus 10 to Caroline. She said that her sex life with her husband was nobody else's business. It was one of the few sane answers of the night.

But it sounded like Caroline had bigger issues. She and sister Dina haven't spoken in months and Caroline blamed Teresa. Supposedly there were texts and e-mails to back this up. Of course since Dina's no longer on the show we didn't get to see any of that so this discussion got boring fast. Minus 7.

I'd happily hand out bonus points to anyone who could get Teresa to stop screeching. It never happened so Minus 10 for my growing headache.

Jacqueline's daughter Ashley was brought up briefly. The consensus was that watching herself be a spoiled brat on TV did nothing to change her behavior. Minus 5. I doubt anything will. My guess has always been that Ashley will move from her parents' home to some guy's home and never take care of herself if not forced to. Time will tell.

But back to Teresa who seemed to hog the spotlight for almost every conversation. She'd written a blog calling Kathy evil and sneaky and bashing her for stealing her brother on Christmas Eve.

She's still harping on that Christmas Eve dinner? Minus 8. Get over it already. The best part of the entire conversation was when Melissa asked why she'd want to stay when Joe Guidice was sitting there calling her raccoon face. Teresa tried to explain. He wasn't saying that about Melissa. He was calling Kathy raccoon face. 

How do I even give points for that? It's so ridiculous it's funny so it could earn a Plus 10 or is the obvious lie that now insults both her sister-in-law and cousin so sad it gets a Minus 10? All in all I'll call it a Wash.

Plus 7 for the entertainment Teresa's unique grammar style brought to the night. I loved how she "distant" herself from the situation and how the men weren't "un-edcated." I'd say someone seemed to be "un-edcated" but I'll let the viewer decide who.

Andy brought up that Joe Guidice frequently used gay slurs while being filmed and even has them plugged into his phone as the title for his brother-in-law. They admitted there were two particularly offensive words that Joe uses frequently and I'm sure I can guess both. It's no wonder Bravo didn't air the other one.

Teresa was oblivious to it all or the effect that type of behavior could have on her children. She made nothing but excuses for her husband and when Andy brought up that he threatened to punch Joe Gorga and have his jaw wired shut, her only response was, "So what?" Minus 25. I've never understood why this type of atrocious behavior is condoned.

On a lighter note, I loved how Melissa whipped out her cell phone and scrolled through a list of all of the insults Teresa had hurled at her all season. Plus 7 for being prepared.

So who was more evil this season? Teresa or Melissa? Did Caroline meddle too much? Did Kathy hold her own and do you think Jacqueline will continue with the show? Season Four is currently filming so stay tuned. The debacle that is The Real Housewives of New Jersey isn't over yet but at least we'll get a breather and let my Excedrin kick in.

EPISODE TOTAL: -36. SEASON TOTAL: -104.

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Bravo is attempting to put The Real Housewives of New Jersey rumor mill to rest.

With chatter surfacing over whether a number of castmates will get the boot - Jacqueline is the leading contender - the network released the following statement today:

“Bravo is not firing anyone from The Real Housewives of New Jersey. This is completely inaccurate information from sources who are unreliable and making up rumors. All five cast members will be featured on season 4. No decisions have been made about season 5 at this time. We are looking forward to the season 3 finale this Sunday at 10 p.m.”

But what if one of the Housewives quits?!? Or all of them? We can dream, can't we?

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Bad news for the 30-40 percent of THG readers who see Jersey Shore articles and leave comments to the effect of "GET THIS CRAP OFF THE AIR!!!"

Not happening anytime soon.

Based on preliminary Nielsen data, the Jersey Shore Season 4 premiere earned monster ratings last night - a 4.6 rating among adults ages 18-49 and a projected 9.7 million viewers overall - shattering last January's then-record debut.

Jersey Shore's ratings are bigger than Vinny's ... fuhgedaboutit.

Unfortunately for the naysayers, the absurd quotes, blowouts, genuineness and "yes, this happened factor" continue to power the show to huge success.

Short story? These record ratings may not be the cast's last.

With a season being described as "the most insane yet" by producers, and a couple of surprising developments in the works already, we can't wait.

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It's a Christmas Party at the Gorgas last night on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and according to Melissa's sister, panties are optional.

Enough said. Let's recap the festivities with THG's +/- review!

We'll start with the pre-party planning. It sounds like Joe Guidice has a DUI conviction, then was driving while suspended for the DUI for which he spent 10 days in jail.

He's being sued for fraud and is in the middle of very public and messy, bankruptcy proceeding plus other legal issues that haven't been discussed on the show. 

It's a life I wouldn't want to have any part of but Plus 10 for keeping it interesting. 

Ashley has a birthday with all of her family and friends only the girl can't seem to stop texting. Your friends are sitting right next to you. Who are you texting? Minus 7 for incredibly rude behavior.  At her age, she should know better.

The brand new Jeep Wrangler is Ashley's birthday present. Supposedly she's going to be picking up the $500 a month payments soon. I really wonder if she's being set up to fail with this. 

I doubt her internship pays very much (most don't). I know she lives at home for free but between the car payment, insurance (not cheap in Jersey), plus commuting and fuel costs this could get pricey. 

Or maybe I'm just naive and Mommy and step-Daddy are picking up the tab on all of that. Minus 5 to me for thinking of this in terms of my life and not like a Bravo Housewife.

Back at party central, Joe and Melissa meet with Fabulous Fred the party planner. He describes their options. They can pay for the model perfect servers who can speak well or the "roly poly servers with their bellies sticking out." Fabulous isn't the word I'd use to describe Fred. Minus 10 for being rude, crude, and sleazy.

Melissa keeps insisting that the party is for Jesus. Right, because Jesus would want a giant ice sculpture of Melissa and Joe Gorga. And Jesus was such a gambler that a Casino room is a must.

I'll hand out a Plus 5 for tying the party to a children's charity but seriously, I wish they would have told us how much the kid's actually got. All I saw was a room with some toys. I think that $50,000 check they wrote for the party could have gone a long way at a children's hospital. 

Maybe they could have split the difference if they had gone with the roly poly servers. Just a thought.

Back to the sleaze factor, is there ever a proper time to tell another man that his wife, "looks like a slut tonight." Oh, Joe Gorga never fails to amuse and disgust. Minus 8.

One of my favorite moments was when Teresa says that the horrible scene at the christening has never happened in her family before. Does anyone else recall Teresa flipping a table at a party in season one? And that's just what's been caught on camera. Minus 7 for either being a complete hypocrite or having selective memory. I'm not sure which.

So, some guy accosts Joe Guidice about money he owes him and then Kathy and Teresa barely avoid coming to blows over their little feud. Just when you think we might get through this party unscathed, Kim G. shows up with Monica in tow. 

Kim G. is the height of well dressed trash. I've yet to see why anyone would be friends with this women. She's mean, rude, and manipulative. 

But Joe and Melissa Gorga actually earned a Plus 10 for asking them to leave with as much civility as they could. 

The problem being that only Monica left. Kim G's still there.

In the words of Melissa Gorga, "It's Christmas. Let's all eat, drink, and be f*ckin' merry." 

EPISODE TOTAL: -12. SEASON TOTAL: -41.

Tune in next week when the Kim G. fireworks are sure to fly.

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We can't wait to see what kind of shenanigans the crew got into over there. Equally, there's a part of us that doesn't want to know at all -- ha!

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Sammi Giancola is DONE. She is also "appalled and disgusted" at herself for punching Ronnie in the face on last week's episode, the reality star says.

Adding that punching Ronnie on TV was "low point" in her life, Giancola issued the mea culpa last night in NYC, saying "Violence is not the answer."

Police in Seaside Heights, N.J., don't plan to investigate Sam until Ronnie Magro presses charges, which is unlikely. Dude's a glutton for punishment.

Ronnie Getting Punched

If you're curious why this differs from the blowups between Amber Portwood and Gary Shirley on Teen Mom (also on MTV), there are several reasons.

One, the Anderson, Ind., police were called on multiple occasions when Hurricane Amber went haywire. Second, their minor daughter witnessed it.

As far as Sammi and Ronnie's relationship goes, it is OVER. At least at the moment this sentence was being typed. Give the whack jobs time.

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Jersey Shore is back for a third season January 6. We posted a bunch of sneak preview clips last week, but hadn't seen an official, full-length trailer. Until now. Jersey Shore: Back To Jersey gives us a revolting taste of what's to come in Seaside.

Highlights include Deena Nicole Cortese meeting the group, Snooki falling down the stairs, Sammi and JWoww throwing down, Sammi and Ronnie throwing down, Snooki doing a drunken face plant, The Situation looking perplexed and more ...

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