The greatness/awfulness that is Jersey Shore is back. As advertised, Season 2 features a new shore (pity Miami Beach), but the same crazy. And then some.

We were concerned that the cast’s celebrity status would diminish the show’s luster, but the genuineness of these characters (for better or worse) was there.

So was the entertainment. While predictable, it was great to have The Situation, Snooki, Pauly D, J-Woww, Ronnie, Sammi, Vinny and that other girl back.

Here’s The Hollywood Gossip’s scientific plus-minus recap …

En route to pick up the Sitch, Pauly D sums up Northeast winters: “Can’t do nothin’ in this weather. Can’t tan, can’t creep … Girls stay in the house.” Plus 5.

A dark brown Snooki laments that she no longer tans since “Obama put a 10% tax on tanning.” Pretty sure that doesn’t take effect until like 2014. Minus 4.

JWoww and Snooki ridicule Angelina’s self-proclaimed “Kim Kardashian of Staten Island” moniker. “With what ass?” JWoww muses. A valid point. Plus 3.

No one expected Angelina Pivarnick back this season. She awkwardly greets Pauly D and The Situation, who reluctantly let her bunk with them. Minus 1.

Down south, Snooki discovers “life-changing” fried pickles. They did look good. Plus 2. That dude in the restaurant gets a Plus 1 for his fist-pump, too.

Ronnie and Sammi reunite. The tension is thick, lame and boring. This is totally going to be a drawn-out, painful Audrina-Justin kind of thing. Minus 7.

Pauly D does a quick pro-con on the Angelina situation: She’s annoying and causes drama, but there could be a slow night with no chicks, so … Plus 18.

While the guys are awkward but mostly tolerant of Angelina, the girls are ready to full-on brawl. Holy crap, JWoww needs to lay off the steroids. Minus 5.

As a general rule, it’s hard not to smile at what a blast the guys are having with this show. The girls, meanwhile, just come off miserable and catty. Even.

Cons: Annoying drama queen. Pros: Easily accessible.

Lending a hand scrubbing in the sink after a DISASTER involving Sammi’s FAVORITE white shorts, Snooki says “I feel like a pilgrim from the freakin’ ’20s.” Plus 6.

An intoxicated Ronnie calls Sammi an “ungrateful c**t” and says she will “never f*%king win.” Win what, you effing moron? Get over yourself. Minus 13.

Vinny sums up the night: “Ronnie’s obliviated at this point.” Plus 6.

The Situation: “Ron is at the club hooking up with grenades, which is a bigger ugly chick, and land mines, which is a thinner ugly chick, and … loving life.” Plus 11.

Sure enough, Ronnie mauls one of each. Minus 8 for the nasty close-up.

An additional Plus 12 for the previews of future episodes. Wow.

TOTAL: +26. Follow this link for the night’s best Jersey Shore quotes!

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Brilliantly titled Jimmy Kimmel Live: Twilight: Total Eclipse of the Heart…Jimmy asked Robert Pattinson such significant questions as “vampires would kill a shark easily, right?” and “what happened to your dreamy, impossibly tousled hair’

The interview was awesome but Jimmy then topped it off with this Jersey Shore / Twilight parody that is way funnier than you think it’s gonna be.

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Jersey Shore star J-Woww (Jenni Farley) was known for her risque fashion selections on the first season of MTV’s breakout hit show. To her chagrin.

She wishes she could have a few fashion do-overs when it comes to her style. Asked to pick her biggest fashion regret, she couldn’t even pick one.

“Oh! Everything on the show,” J-Woww told MTV News. “I was really sick during the shooting of it. I ended up going to the doctors and the hospital.”

“So, like, everything!”

Even the relatively conservative outfit seen here …

J-Woww’s not kidding about earrings. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

While she still has Season 2 to think up some better looks, she knows the one thing she will always include in any one of her outfits: “Earrings!”

We suppose that even if you see J-Woww nude, she will be wearing those: “I have chubby ears, so I gotta wear my earrings, no matter what.”

J-Woww should start packing up all hers, since the Jersey Shore cast is hitting the road for and getting ready to take South Beach in Season 2.

“[Expect] more hookups,” J-Woww said. “More drama – a lot more. I don’t know [what the drama will be about]. We haven’t really changed, but we have.”

Of the Jersey Shore cast, she adds: “We’re a bigger family, which I love. So, when we’re all together, we know each other, so there is no [holding back].”

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“A lot of big firsts for the lil man,” Wilkinson wrote on her Web site Friday. “First plane, first time away from home, first football game! It’s pretty incredible that his first football game experience just happens to be the SUPER BOWL!!!”

Wilkinson’s husband, Hank Baskett, is a wide receiver for the Indianapolis Colts. His team will go head-to-head with the New Orleans Saints in Miami on Sunday.

As for little Hank’s game day attire, Wilkinson writes, “He’ll obviously be rocking his Colts jersey, and to be honest I think he’ll probably look better in it than most of the players.”

The highlight for Wilkinson will be experiencing the whole day with her family. “I can’t wait to watch my hubby on the field with our lil angel in my arms! What could be better?!? GO COLTS!!!!!”

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Yeah, right!

Jersey Shore’s Vinny Guadagnino revealed that he took the LSAT and had originally planned on heading to the Ivy League!

“My score was decent. I had a plan that if my score was really well [sic], then I might of just went to Yale or Harvard… But it was just mediocre. I can get into law school. I had a 3.9 GPA, Latin Honors, but I’m doing this right now. Law school is always on the back burner.”

By “this” do you mean partying for a living — pretty wise choice if you ask us, especially since he doesn’t sound too keen on the law profession saying:

“To tell you the truth, man, [being a] lawyer isn’t something I wanted to do. Nobody wants to be a lawyer — it’s hard work. But it was kind of my academic route.”

Who needs law school when you have a flourishing reality TV career?

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