We were astonished to read it, but Heidi Montag is apparently serious about divorcing Spencer Pratt – and she’s already playing the field again … sort of.

For the first time since the separation rumors started, she took to her Twitter and openly said she’s getting divorced, then promptly hit on Justin Bieber.

She may rue the day once his fans get wind of it.

The Hills star wrote: “@justinbieber now that I am getting divorced I think you and I should do a photo shoot together! Cutie ! I’m closer to your age.”

Closer than what is not clear. She’s 23 and he’s 16. That is minimum security prison territory for the ‘Tag. Still, who can resist that bowl cut? Yummy …

MMM: That ice cream isn’t the only thing Heidi finds delicious.

In addition to salivating over the Bieb online, Heidi also Tweeted some interesting information pertaining to her upcoming new reality show with Jen Bunney.

Apparently, she and the former Hills co-star will be welcoming a third roommate to their Malibu girls’ pad (allegedly owned by Spencer’s pal Cougar Zank):

Former Hugh Hefner girlfriend Karissa Shannon!

Yes, one of the Shannon Twins, but apparently not the other. We have no idea why, how she knows Heidi, or whether anyone would watch this crap, but:

“@karissashannon will be moving in my Malibu house this summer and will be filming our new show!” wrote Montag to her 1,063,188 followers today.

Whatever. That’s all. Here’s Heidi’s Justin Bieber Tweet, which she’ll probably take down after ‘tween girls send her death threats a la kim Kardashian:

NOTE: Follow THG on Twitter and get all the Justin Bieber news without the creepy come-ons. Seriously, Heidi. He doesn’t pass the half-your-age-plus-seven test.

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Down the toilet, pretty much!

Although they have just filed for separation, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt do not have a dime to their name.

A source claims:

“They are completely broke. Their income has dropped — but their spending habits have not. Heidi has never met a designer bag that she didn’t have to have. And Spencer spends all of his money on gadgets, including professional night vision equipment and telescopes.”

The two raked in $165,000 total to appear on an episode of The Hills and now they are living on credit.

And we completely get it!

In the past year, the couple spent $2 million on Heidi’s music, $30,000 to Heidi’s family to pay the morgage, $500,000 on crystals, $500,000 on cars (Porsche, Rolls-Royce and a vintage Camaro) and $400,000 to hire ex- Marines as bodyguards.

What a waste!

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We smell bullshit. And it’s name is Speidi!

“Yes the split is real,” a publicist for The Hills star, Montag, says. “Like to say separation for now. As you can imagine it is crazy right now. She’s trying to lay low the next couple days. What I can say is that it’s a separation for now, not divorce.”

We’re skeptical, but we hope it’s true!

What do U think???

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She needs help!

Friends of Heidi Montag are worried about her mental health saying that she’s experience severe depression after undergoing extensive plastic surgery. An insider reveals:

“Heidi hates herself, which is why she’s got into this mess. No matter how many times she goes under the knife, it doesn’t take away from the fact she’s the same insecure person underneath.

“She’s doped up to her eyes on painkillers and has terrible mood swings. Heidi’s completely addicted, which has everyone worried sick. She slurs her words and seems unfocused. We think it’s the painkillers. We want her to go to rehab before it’s too late.“

We hear Celebrity Rehab is looking for new patients — maybe she could give that a whirl?

Paging Dr. Drew!

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Heidi Montag has so much breasts right now, it couldn’t look more fake.   Yet when she met with Ryan Seacrest last week she confided that she was planning on getting another breast augmentation.

I knew she’d get addicted.  I mean a larger breast size than what she had before (see below) is okay.  But more than the the double D she has now? You gotta be kidding me…

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I get slamming on Heidi Montag and Madonna. They look like franken-versions of their former selves anymore. But come on, Paula Porizkova….get off Kate Hudson’s ass. First of all..we don’t even know for sure if she had any plastic surgery and if she did she had the smallest breast augmentation ever.

On Kate Hudson:

“The before: an amazingly fit, gorgeous, small-breasted young woman in a to-die-for red bikini; in the other, a blond starlet sipping a latte,” she writes. “The cup size was undeniably different..If big boobs make her happier, then more power to her,” she continues. But it’s “so much a sign of our times, and one that truly saddens me,” she adds.

Praising “elegant, feline sexiness” of classic movie stars / models Twiggy and Audrey Hepburn, Porizkova also slammed Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery.

“Comparing these natural beauties to someone like Heidi Montag is like comparing a Hastens Swedish handmade mattress to a cheap plastic pool float.”

On Madonna she commented, “Madonna no longer looks like Madonna: what started as a sexy, well shaped, and somewhat hairy girl ended as a cool Nordic blonde. She is starting to sort of melt away into the stew.”

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Heidi Montag was getting a tan at Aria’s Liquid Pool at CityCenter in Las Vegas on Saturday.

She has a body that’s almost too perfect… Like a Stepford wife…  Spooky!  I wonder if anything moves when she jogs…

Her face is the worse though… She looks like an old woman who got surgery to look younger… Sad part is, this girl is only 23…

She wasn’t perfect before but at least she was naturally pretty… Judge yourself:

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Ladies and gentlemen this woman, Heidi Klum, has 4 (four) children and her tits aren’t saggy yet.  She will be in the next issue of Allure magazine, bearing it all for us to see. She is simply beautiful.

This year her and hubby Seal are planning their renewal of vows which should be as grandiose as their Halloween party.

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“I was honored to work with the amazing Ron Howard,” Montag, 23, tells PEOPLE. “He was even more incredible than I could have imagined – kind, generous and made me feel so comfortable – he made me feel confident in my talent.”

The video, shot at a private home in Los Angeles on Feb. 26, was scripted but left room for a little improvising – such as a cameo appearance by husband Spencer Pratt on a pedestal. Montag also added a touch of her own, wearing a dress she designed herself.

So has Montag caught the performing bug? “I am so excited about my acting future,” she says. “I can’t wait for my next role to be as an action star! This is just the beginning of a whole new world for me.”

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I don’t know, I thought her single Twisted is pretty good… Maybe not the best vocals or lyrics, but I kinda like it. Judge for yourself:

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