Not gonna happen, says a costar.
“If we don’t have Charlie, we don’t have a show,” Jennifer Taylor, who plays Christine…

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Well..that was before he held a knife to her throat last December and it also doesn’t count child support for the couples twins.

If Brooke files for divorce from Charlie, here’s all she’ll reportedly walk away with (in addition to child support)

* Wedding Payment: $500,000
* 2009 Anniversary Payments: $300,000
* 2010 Anniversary Payment, Pro-Rated: $275,000
* Aubrey Road Real Estate Share, Pro-Rated for Two Years and 11 Months: $2,356,000
* Relocation Fee: $100,000
* Car: For the sake of argument, let’s assume it’s a four-door 2009 Mercedes such as the one Charlie owned until February when it ended at the bottom of a cliff: $35,000
* Total: $3,566,000

Both spouses signed away their claim to the other’s earnings, which means, if they divorce, Brooke is not entitled to any portion of Charlie’s assets or any spousal support. The prenup explicitly avoids any discussion of child support—Brooke and Charlie had twins in March of 2009—a matter that was to be negotiated separately.

At the time of the prenup, Charlie Sheen’s net worth was $16.1 million, only $1.4 million of which was liquid—a surprisingly low figure for a man who has been A-list actor for three and a half decades and is capable of earning upwards of $1 million to film a single episode of his CBS sitcom. At the time the prenup was signed, Sheen’s Aubrey Road home was estimated to be worth $8.5 million. He also lists a watch collection worth $5.6 million, and art work and home furnishings worth another $3.4 million. His retirement account holds a mere $3,908

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Warner Brothers says it’s nothing but a thing. Just contract negotiations.

Although the show has been sold to CBS for two more seasons, Charlie’s deal is up and the parties are far apart, but that’s nothing new … it’s happened with Charlie before. We’re told Charlie is currently making $825,000 an episode, and he’s asking for $1.5 million. We’re told the Warner Bros. offer is around $1 million

Warner Bros. will make a fortune if the show continues, because any fresh episodes will automatically become part of the syndication deal. Charlie would also make a fortune. As one person put it, “This deal will be made at midnight on the day CBS announces its new fall schedule [May 19]. Everyone plays the brinksmanship game.” an episode.

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Charlie Sheen can soon start uttering unfunny Two and a Half Men quotes again.

Next week, the actor will resume shooting the terrible CBS sitcom, but there’s a caveat: he’ll have to return to rehab every night. There are four episodes of the show remaining to the filmed this season.

On Monday, March 15, Sheen will be in an Aspen court for his felony arraignment. He’ll then go back to Los Angeles that evening, where he’ll stay at a treatment center and then head to work first thing Tuesday morning.

Meanwhile, insiders say Sheen is in good spirits and his doctors have given him permission to resume shooting.

As for that woman who claims to have done drugs, as well as Sheen AND Brooke Mueller… no word from her yet.

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According to his rep, Charlie Sheen has entered rehab as “a preventative measure.”

The associate wouldn’t elaborate on this reason and we may know why: sources say Sheen is trying to prevent a further relapse into cocaine and alcohol.

RadarOnline.com claims the Two and a Half Men star has fallen back into the dangerous habits that led to a pair of previous stints in treatment centers. For the sake of his family, Sheen had no choice but to step away from his sitcom for a few weeks.

“He loves his children and ultimately that’s what convinced him to get help,” an insider said.

Friends say the Christmas Day confrontation that has led to charges against Sheen was fueled by a bender both he and wife Brooke Mueller were on. Each had been partaking in drugs and alcohol that night, allegedly.

“But the partying didn’t stop there. He’s used coke and been drinking many, many other times since then,” the source said, even adding that Sheen got high with Mueller the night before she went into rehab.

It’s unclear what the future now holds for this couple, but this much in undeniable: Two and a Half Men is incredibly lame and unfunny.

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Now it’s time to go a-courtin’!

The couple are due to appear in court this…

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