Well..that was before he held a knife to her throat last December and it also doesn’t count child support for the couples twins.

If Brooke files for divorce from Charlie, here’s all she’ll reportedly walk away with (in addition to child support)

* Wedding Payment: $500,000
* 2009 Anniversary Payments: $300,000
* 2010 Anniversary Payment, Pro-Rated: $275,000
* Aubrey Road Real Estate Share, Pro-Rated for Two Years and 11 Months: $2,356,000
* Relocation Fee: $100,000
* Car: For the sake of argument, let’s assume it’s a four-door 2009 Mercedes such as the one Charlie owned until February when it ended at the bottom of a cliff: $35,000
* Total: $3,566,000

Both spouses signed away their claim to the other’s earnings, which means, if they divorce, Brooke is not entitled to any portion of Charlie’s assets or any spousal support. The prenup explicitly avoids any discussion of child support—Brooke and Charlie had twins in March of 2009—a matter that was to be negotiated separately.

At the time of the prenup, Charlie Sheen’s net worth was $16.1 million, only $1.4 million of which was liquid—a surprisingly low figure for a man who has been A-list actor for three and a half decades and is capable of earning upwards of $1 million to film a single episode of his CBS sitcom. At the time the prenup was signed, Sheen’s Aubrey Road home was estimated to be worth $8.5 million. He also lists a watch collection worth $5.6 million, and art work and home furnishings worth another $3.4 million. His retirement account holds a mere $3,908

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But later in the day, after her momma got involved, she came clean.

“April Fools Tweetie pies!!!!! But seriously!!!!! I am not preggers,” Burke wrote on Twitter Thursday afternoon. “Where is your sense of humor?!? I will not be Dancing With baby #5. lOL Got you!!!! April Fools!!! The joke was over when my MOM called me at my office to ask if I am Pregnant! The answer is a big Fat NO! David wishes,” explained Burke via Twitter.

“Just because I have 4 kids, and I’m crazed…doesn’t mean I don’t have a sense of humor!!!

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Actually, I don’t think she’s completed her program yet. I think she has live in care while she is dealing with her serious crack cocaine addiction.

This story is so sad I’m not even going to make fun of her.

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Her relationship may be on the mend, but Brooke Mueller still has many personal issues to sort through.

Sources tell TMZ that Charlie Sheen’s wife is in rehab for substance abuse, as she reportedly checked into The Canyon rehab facility in Malibu last Tuesday.

Similar reports sprung up late last month, but Mueller’s mother and lawyer insisted she was in a facility to treat an infection she developed following wisdom tooth surgery.

If this news is valid, it wouldn’t come as a shock: Brooke was arrested 1996 for drunk driving, and in 2001 for cocaine possession.

She also had a .13 blood-alcohol level at the scene of the alleged Christmas Day incident between her and Sheen, where the latter stands accused of threatening his wife with a knife.

We wish Mueller a speedy recovery.

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Now it’s time to go a-courtin’!

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