Paris Hilton Contaminates The Pyramids of Giza

I don’t really post anything about Paris Hilton anymore. I think she is over and irrelevant in a major way. In my mind, she has gone the way of he dinosaur.

But these pictures of her at the Great Pyramids are just so ridonkulous I had to share.

Even better than the picture are what Paris wrote on her Twitter page, Hilton enthused: ‘Paris is in Cairo! Loves it… I Love Egypt… Egypt is amazing.’

Did anyone contact Dr. Zahi Hawass before they let her get her herpes that close to one of the Seven Wonders of the World??? I know they’ve stood for thousands of years, but one strain of what she is carrying could make them crumble down to the sand.