Charlie Sheen Is Glad Warner Bros. Fired Him
The news broke earlier this afternoon that Charlie Sheen has been officially fired from Two and a Half Men.
Warner Bros. issued the following statement: “After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ effective immediately.”
Charlie’s reaction:
“This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of their bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”
That bit about not wearing the silly shirts ever again is about the smartest thing I’ve heard him say since he transcended and became a bitchin’ rock star from Mars.
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