It looks like the second engagement of Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston is off, but that the rumor of him knocking up his ex-girlfriend is not the reason.

His flirting with another ex-girlfriend is!

Bristol, 19, called off engagement #2 to Levi, 20, last week following a huge fight over one of his ex-girlfriends – and we don’t mean Lanesia Garcia.

Garcia was outed as Levi’s possible second baby mama this week, but new reports say that the Playgirl model is not the father of her unborn child.

Luckily for our boy, he wasn’t the one among the “three potential fathers” to have impregnated Lanesia during the probable week of conception.

But Bristol Palin still has beef with him – and Briana Plum.

Levi Johnston apparently got naked a lot in between his two engagements to Bristol Palin, and we’re not even talking about his Playgirl photo shoot for once.

“Lanesia and Levi have dated off and on over the past few years but he’s not the father of that baby,” says a source to E! Online. “Lanesia’s other ex-boyfriend is the father. She’s not the reason that [Bristol and Levi] broke it off.”

That would be Levi’s other ex, Briana: “There was an interview with her and Bristol wasn’t happy about things she said. There was also some picture on Facebook of him and Briana and Bristol just said, ‘Let’s hold off on the engagement.’”

Neither Palin nor Johnston have confirmed this, but the parents of 19-month-old Tripp just got engaged again a few weeks ago, landing them on the cover of Us Weekly amid rumors of shopping a reality show featuring their young family.

Guess even a huge paycheck can’t keep some fake relationships intact.

Can Bristol and Levi still make it work?

View full post on The Hollywood Gossip

Bristol Palin-Levi Johnston Engagement Off; Briana Plum Facebook Pic to Blame! is a post from: Uber Bitching

The details of that conduct are unclear. We’re told Snooki — real name Nicole Polizzi — is currently in police custody.

Earlier in the day, Snooki was partying on the beach with a beer bong … only she was filling it up with Coca-Cola.

We’re told she was also seen at a local bar taking “body shots.”

Click here for more from TMZ.com.

Source

View full post on Celebrity Gossip – Rumorficial

Snooki Arrested for Disorderly Conduct is a post from: Uber Bitching

We decided it would be sweet to send La Loca LOLhan a care package in jail. So, we sent our stalker protege, La Coacha, to give her a care package of thoughtful items.

What happened????

You have to watch (above)!

LOLs!

View full post on Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

We Infiltrated Lindsay’s Jail! For Real! is a post from: Uber Bitching

Despite the pleas of Lohan’s…

View full post on E! Online (UK) – Top Stories

Put the Stylists on Hold? Lindsay to Head Straight to Rehab is a post from: Uber Bitching

After all, he is no longer in the business of…

View full post on E! Online (UK) – Top Stories

Levi Johnston Only Has One Illegitimate Child, Thankyouverymuch is a post from: Uber Bitching

Six years after the end of the Friends and four after his spinoff Joey ended…he decided to go au naturel.

“I dyed my hair the whole time on ‘Friends,’” he admitted Thursday at a Television Critics’ Panel in Beverly Hills for his new Showtime series “Episodes.”

“I just was sick of doing it,” LeBlanc explained of darkening his hair.  “When ‘Joey’ ended, I took a lot of time off… I just really was kinda burned out. I just wanted to be a dad.”

View full post on

Matt LeBlanc Dyed His Hair The Entire Time He Was On “Friends” is a post from: Uber Bitching

The greatness/awfulness that is Jersey Shore is back. As advertised, Season 2 features a new shore (pity Miami Beach), but the same crazy. And then some.

We were concerned that the cast’s celebrity status would diminish the show’s luster, but the genuineness of these characters (for better or worse) was there.

So was the entertainment. While predictable, it was great to have The Situation, Snooki, Pauly D, J-Woww, Ronnie, Sammi, Vinny and that other girl back.

Here’s The Hollywood Gossip’s scientific plus-minus recap …

En route to pick up the Sitch, Pauly D sums up Northeast winters: “Can’t do nothin’ in this weather. Can’t tan, can’t creep … Girls stay in the house.” Plus 5.

A dark brown Snooki laments that she no longer tans since “Obama put a 10% tax on tanning.” Pretty sure that doesn’t take effect until like 2014. Minus 4.

JWoww and Snooki ridicule Angelina’s self-proclaimed “Kim Kardashian of Staten Island” moniker. “With what ass?” JWoww muses. A valid point. Plus 3.

No one expected Angelina Pivarnick back this season. She awkwardly greets Pauly D and The Situation, who reluctantly let her bunk with them. Minus 1.

Down south, Snooki discovers “life-changing” fried pickles. They did look good. Plus 2. That dude in the restaurant gets a Plus 1 for his fist-pump, too.

Ronnie and Sammi reunite. The tension is thick, lame and boring. This is totally going to be a drawn-out, painful Audrina-Justin kind of thing. Minus 7.

Pauly D does a quick pro-con on the Angelina situation: She’s annoying and causes drama, but there could be a slow night with no chicks, so … Plus 18.

While the guys are awkward but mostly tolerant of Angelina, the girls are ready to full-on brawl. Holy crap, JWoww needs to lay off the steroids. Minus 5.

As a general rule, it’s hard not to smile at what a blast the guys are having with this show. The girls, meanwhile, just come off miserable and catty. Even.

Cons: Annoying drama queen. Pros: Easily accessible.

Lending a hand scrubbing in the sink after a DISASTER involving Sammi’s FAVORITE white shorts, Snooki says “I feel like a pilgrim from the freakin’ ’20s.” Plus 6.

An intoxicated Ronnie calls Sammi an “ungrateful c**t” and says she will “never f*%king win.” Win what, you effing moron? Get over yourself. Minus 13.

Vinny sums up the night: “Ronnie’s obliviated at this point.” Plus 6.

The Situation: “Ron is at the club hooking up with grenades, which is a bigger ugly chick, and land mines, which is a thinner ugly chick, and … loving life.” Plus 11.

Sure enough, Ronnie mauls one of each. Minus 8 for the nasty close-up.

An additional Plus 12 for the previews of future episodes. Wow.

TOTAL: +26. Follow this link for the night’s best Jersey Shore quotes!

View full post on The Hollywood Gossip

Jersey Shore Season Two Premiere Recap: Gym, Tan, Smush, Huh? is a post from: Uber Bitching

CLICK HERE to read up on and donate to a very worthwhile cause!

“Our names are John and Laurian Scott, and we are Thisbe and Noah’s parents. We will never get over the loss of our daughter and our son, and their suffering is something we will equally never be able to reconcile. The first step toward finding a cure is finding the causes of motor neuron degeneration. This research is already underway, including research for the gene causing Brown-Vialetto-Van Laere.

Once the BVVL gene is isolated, The Olive Branch Fund will initiate the next great leap: hiring a researcher for the cure. It is the mission of The Olive Branch Fund: A Thisbe and Noah Scott Legacy to promote research, awareness, and support for families of all pediatric motor neuron diseases, including Brown-Vialetto-Van Laere. As Thisbe and Noah’s parents, we can think of no better way to honor their lives than to assure that a motor neuron disease will never again take the life or health of another child.”

View full post on Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip blog from Perez Hilton

A Worthwhile Cause is a post from: Uber Bitching

Word on the street is that Nigel and Simon Fuller have Justin Timberlake and Elton John at the top of their judge wish lists..so there is no way in hell Jess is gonna beat out JT or Sir Elton.

But wouldn’t she make a perfect replacement for Paula Abdul’s booze and Vicodin rants?

Life & Style is reporting that she is “in negotiations” to fill Simon’s vacant spot.

“She’s met with producer-creator Simon Fuller several times. They like her — she’s a good fit — and she likes it. Now it’s just a question of how to fit her in.”

I say they squeeze her in right between Randy and Kara. Catfight on one side and bitch slappin’ on the other.

View full post on

American Idol Replacing Simon Cowell With Jessica Simpson is a post from: Uber Bitching

Better watch your back, Kim Jong Il. Angelina Jolie will totally kick your ass. Oh, and your huge ’80s sunglasses look effing ridiculous, BTW. Just saying.

Jolie was in Seoul, South Korea, today to promote her latest action thriller, Salt, which opens with a scene that takes place in a North Korean prison.

That’s not her only connection with the Korean Peninsula, of course. The actress and humanitarian is deeply worried about the people of North Korea.

The persecution defectors face when repatriated to the rogue state appalled Jolie, a goodwill ambassador for the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees.

Seoul-based officials from the U.N. refugee agency brought the star up to date on the current state of affairs there, and she was naturally appalled.

GOODWILL AMBASSADOR: Angelina Jolie is Salt. And awesome.

“They spoke a lot about the concerns about people being persecuted when they are sent back,” she said. “I’m very concerned about the people.”

Tens of thousands of people from impoverished North Korea have migrated to neighboring China in recent years, activists say, but it’s very risky.

Many are sent back due to an agreement between North Korea and China. Some 19,000 have made it to South Korea, where they are protected.

“I learned today about them gaining citizenship and crossing into South Korea,” Angelina Jolie, who was also promoting her movie, told reporters.

“The UNHCR practices quiet diplomacy in which they do more than they talk about.”

As always, kudos to Angelina for using her high-profile status to bring attention to issues and people who truly need it. She sets a great example.

View full post on The Hollywood Gossip

Angelina Jolie Takes North Korea to Task is a post from: Uber Bitching